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The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words:

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end
& a fool on the other.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the
minds of either.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody
listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he
got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late
when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections
and your confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills
you with his bills.

+ BL updated @ 11:11 AM

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