-Warning: do not read this while having consuming any food. Do it at ur own expense-
Today is to share some "motion" stories...
Let's start with a question: We often use knives to cut meat, then what can we cut by using meat? To be revealed in the end...
1) Toilet bowls...
The sit or squat toilet bowls r the most common ones left in modern cities nowadays... of coz, in Singapore & most countries...
sit-on bowls has gain more popularity over the squat ones... it is considered more comfortable and for some reasons, most ladies prefer it...
as for me, i would prefer the squat bowls... first, i feel that it is better dat i dun haf any contact with the toilet bowl as much as possible... most Singapore guys less considerate over public properties... i do see urine or unknown stains on the toilet seats... second, in squatting position, i am able to use little pressure to force the projectile out from the launcher... also the splash effect of the water wouldn't get in contact with my 2 cushioning...
2) The output... According some people, the appearance of the waste is a clear indication of our body conditions. Hard & small ones... like pellets usually mean lack of water intake, though the urine color & frequency of clearing ur waste can also show dat... Watery & soft... like paste... a clear indication of food poisoning or sensitive bowels... i would spend the time thinking where it could haf gone wrong while squatting... If it floats, means u been eating a fair share of fibre over meat... this is a good sign too... If it is dirty green, it means u r too stressed or tensed up... try to relax & enjoy life alittle... There are ppl will look at the condition abt their waste & decide what kind of food they will consume for that day...
3) Washing your hands... Most ppl tend to wash their hands after they r done & some even didn't bother... some common excuses r "i 4got", "save time", "save water" etc... might as well save the time or 4get abt going to the toilet... for me, very often i would wash my hands before & after clearing my bio-harzard...
4) Time to do it... For my mum, she says it has to be done everyday morning then she will shower after that... to her waste of ytd must be cleared at the start of today & also we will be able to accept today's food better... my brother practices it too... i'm the odd 1 out... coz i like to sleep till the last minute... haha... usually i would do it after a meal... if u ever see me smiling brightly after going to the toilet, most likely i had just done the big one... feeling lighter with less load to carry around... it is a blissful joy to me...
Btw, the answer to my question is feaces. Explanation: We will use 2 rectum muscles to cut long feaces off... muscles = meat =)
Do u know Chinese & Japanese will use big or small one to define the activities, so that we would let our frens know roughly how long they need to wait & avoid the "live firing" zone as much as possible...
There is a old chinese saying... loud fart... mean usually stinks, but a silent fart... stinks like hell...
